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• Kris: Leader with a manly face. a bitch face. Goes on a live interview and laughs his entire way through the video. First comes off as the more hardworking and responsible leader. Find out that he’s the hardest to wake up in the morning and is one of the laziest.
• Luhan: Cutie pie who has an angel voice and ships himself with everyone. Basically, he’s a dongsaeng whore. Or maybe just an Exo-whore. Discovers that he doesn’t let anyone on his bed, and he’ll kick you off if you do. 
• Xiumin: cute golden bun baby face can scream. live. DAFUQ. that’s enough to confuse you for a freaking lifetime.
• Chen: the one with a fucking killer voice who could totally smash glass if he wanted to. find out he’s actually pretty cute and likes to hug other members and other random shit. oh, and he’s hella shy. but that might be the language barrier. 
• Lay: The dancing machine of Exo-M. Before debut, he seems like a diva, dancing to Nobody like there’s no other dance in the world. After debut, he’s serious as fuck on stage and is quiet and polite. Then offstage, according to members, he likes to pig out on junk food and is messy with clothes and talks a lot and likes to joke around. LOL OKAY.
• Tao: Manly bitch who does wushu and could totally kick your ass. Find out after debut that he’s the youngest and does aegyo to get Kris to go shopping with him, AND IT WORKS. Also, he’s shy and talks softly, unlike his high sharp rapping voice.
• Kai: On stage, he’s a happy stripper. Before debut, he’s already been in so many teasers and has already stripped and shown off his chest to every body. Find out he’s like the shyest thing on earth.
• Sehun: Oh, W live. talks a lot and flitters around Lu Han because HUNHAN. Stages come up and he doesn’t say a fucking word and looks stoned (maybe it’s the eyeliner). Then you find out from Baekhyun that he’s one of the funniest members and you’re like WTF is GOING ON SEHUN.
• Chanyeol: Okay, seriously. Cute guy in SNSD’s MV, then you find pictures of him in suits looking all proper and awesome and then there are pictures of him crossdressing. and then at the EXO showcase he wouldn’t stop grinning and staring like a creeper and you have no idea what has happened to him. 
• D.O.: In his teaser he looks so calm and quiet and reserved and then BAM some coordinoona pats shit on his face and cakes on eyeliner and you don’t recognize him anymore. In addition to that you see that D.O. has one of the best troll faces in EXO. EVER. and it’s so macroable. and he has such a bitch face when he’s like “WTF IS GOING ON” and he constantly looks like he’s judging you. (not his fault, I freaking love you D.O.)
• Suho: uh, this guy changes from cute leader to badass (with a noose around his head) to guy with angelic voice like I don’t even know. Like seriously omg but Suho is so adorable I can’t even.
• Baekhyun: Well, didn’t expect him to shower with Sehun. That alone is a mindfuck. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BAEKYEOL AND HUNHAN krisus jl;dskf. Oh, and his shower towel gig? Charming. <3

(Source: wufankris, via jongeop)